some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben
he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like
maybe i am ben
i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving
People be so mad. Like calm down.
I want Chipotle, oatmeal raisin cookies, hot fries, M&MS, cantaloupe, water… I think that’s it.